One Liners

Take it with a grain of salt....

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tujhe Gavaya paate hain...

rubaru bhi nahi ho paye hain hum...tasvir ke sahare baithe hain..

shikan bhi nahi tumhare chehre par...humse chuppi saadhe baithe hain...


saath dekar chor diya tanha humein... saathiyon se ab khafa baithe hain..

jaam bhare chore diye saki bagair .....botal se aashiqui lagaye baithe hain...


Apni muskarahat pe peeche... tere jaane ka gum chupaye baithe hain...

takhdiron ko mukkammal karne waale se..aaj hum bhi ranjish lagaye baithe hain..


Charcha uthta hai duniya mein to..hum sun kar bhi ansuna kar dete hain.....

kahabr le sun duniya se tumhari..khush hain ki aap khair mein rehte hain..


Hosh aata hai duniya mein jab bhi.. hum tumhein gavaya paate hain...

tamanna se tumse nazdikyan badhane...hum mehkhane nikal jaate hain......


adhoori chuuti si kahani bikhri hui...hum tumse poora karna chahte hai...

tumhare saath bina yeh bache hue panne...pata nahi kis siyahi se bharna chahte hain..

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Shayari Inspired from some real Women i met/saw

Dil to tumhara bhi dhadka hoga..unke narm paon ki aahton par....
ek aaaah to bhari hogi tumne bhi... unki lachakti bedardi chalon par...
hum kar baithe bayan dil ki tamanna.. tum khamosh nigahon se uff karte rahe...
khushgar hai ek addhore afsane ke bahane hi sahi.. log unke hamare kisse yaad aaj bhi karte rahe..


Abhi aashqie ka aalam chaya bhi na tha..phir bhi duniya ne kiya badnaam...
tasveer ke sahare hain zinda..deedar dene ka koi bheje unhein paigam..


Pyar to ek bukhar hai..reh reh kar umad leta hai...
koi shayar deewana kehta hai ...koi mumbai mein angdaiyan leta hai

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Indirapuram Restaurants Yellow Page

Always kept loosing the phamplets for the various restaurants in Indirapuram...
here is a list for myself and you all...enjoy.. Shame in such highly used medium for marketing (internet) these numbers are not available in online directories..

Chef Joint

(Winsdor Street)

0120-4561467

9910062303

Sunset Grill

(Winsdor Street)

9899498451

9899498454

Urban Punjab

(Winsdor Street)

0120-429-4445

0120-429-6445

Chawla's Chic-Inn

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6580252/253

9311177500

9873677500

Shaamiyana- Ziaka Dilli Ka

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6561755

9278980422

9990611981

Chingari Grill

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6421077

9911686671

9911686674

Vinayak Restaurant

(Winsdor Street)

0120-4113686

Tundey Kababi

(Winsdor Street)

9717874171

9650064090

Sagar Ratna

(Gaur Gravity Market)

0120-4333110

0120-4157316

Rasoi Restaurant

(Windsor Street)


9910025215





Thursday, June 25, 2009

Carnation Not worthy of Citizenship

It was high time i got my car serviced.... Poor thing had not been for servicing past 8-9 months in which there was a trip from Delhi - Agra - Auriya and back..
Finally to my relief a new car service centre CarNation opened up near my office with a pick and drop facility...
To make sure they had a good workshop i went a day before to their service place in Noida sector -63 I guess...The office was good and the workshop behind that looked neat..
There were not many cars considering it was sunday..i asked them to pick my car monday morning and deliver it same day.I gave my name, number etc and took off..
Monday they did not contact..tues i contacted them to pick up..they couldn't, saying they did not have their driver free..
Finally they sent a guy to pick my car on wednesday..Cool i thought..Gave details of things to be done..
1. Normal servicing with engine oil change (forgot to get coolant checked)
2. engine tuning (my car was roaring like mad dog) etc..
In after noon they called up several times, that some engine casket had rotten, vipers not good some rings near engine need to be changes , i agreed to all that asking the price..
Then another call came saying that the headlight are not working and they need to change bulb..That started annoying me and started my suspicion about their level of honesty..Because my headlights were perfectly all right day before..and they were suggesting me to change all bulbs.. I reluctantly said yes thinking okay that will improve the dimness of headlights..
Finally i got my car delivered..The engine sound was same as before servicing..I had my doubts whether did any of engine tuning..
Then i found my autolock was not working..3 doors would not open up...i was really frustrated ..then when i went home gave the car to my brother and as he ws going i saw left tail light was not working..
I could just give a wild guess what the fucking thing they did to my car's electrical cabling..
Even a small garage has good mechanics who love to get the car going.. You need not tell them, coolant,engine oil and engine tuning needs a look..they do it even if u forget..
They make sure the car runs smoothly..
But these carnation people i dont think they have employed good mechanis who love cars and who have proper training or knowledge or maybe experience in dealing with a good car service..Their nation lacks the zeal for its citizens..they are here just to do step by step things from manual, not trying to do anything beyond that..they want to charge you for every extra thing..get parts changed unnecessarily..in short THEY SUCK AS A NATION FOR CARS..Do think twice before handing them you beloved...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

EmPowering the Opposition

Yeah, finally to the relief to the democratic citizens of india, a stable govt is about to be in place. Yes and that too without much support from outside of the UPA. Thanks to the people who voted...Kudos to them (minus the mumbai people, dont you ever ask for a responsible govt)..

You guys Rock!!!

But ever wondered what will happen with this huge monolithic win...yes sir it may lead to unilateral thinking....thats where the opposition party comes in...Though i am a huge adverser of UPA but having too much faith is not my kind of belief.. they may not always be right..
Thats where the NDA comes in the picture..They had a great blow but thats another story..
This story is about from ashes to phoenix..
The NDA should delve and immerse itself in people and national development activities..It should start a revolutionary concept for the opposition.. here are a few pointers..
1. Start a people feedback system about govt policy, instead of going blindly and opposing every policy of centre at least try to gauge the view of aam admi. This will help them prevent their red face unlike the LEFT on N-Deal.
2. Support the govt towards national betterment.
3. remove advani and pro extremist..Time to build party support beyond hindus. Look out for some fresh talents and young guns.
4. Review the quaterly reviews the to be PM has announced on various projects and ensure that those reviews happen. If the govt is not able to answer you answer the public on the progress..but no politics here please..
5. Well the govt seems to be too busy for this.. But a national ticketing system for grievances by people where the opposition takes these issues to the centre for resolution will improve the party image drastically.. If this is is taken up by UPA, then the NDA is doomed for another 2 decades....

6. It time to do good for the people, by the people and of the people...

Sitting in opposition this year will give you ample of time to do revolutionary reforms as a opposition (because the UPA this year i expect is not going to allow any interference from opposition or allies). Its time to move beyond communalism, foreigner/aged implication on opposition, no agenda for reforms,ram mandir, loyalty to old advani.
Its time for all round development, inducting youth, inducting new ideas, stick to basics of people welfare, no more hindu vs muslim, supporting the good reforms from UPA, opposing only the bad reforms of UPA.
Why do you want to do public reforms only when you are in power. This year do what no opposition has ever done... File/propose a bill for things that were there on your election manifesto..Get your manifesto promises done even if you are in opposition..Welfare done to the people of india will always be visible even if implemented by centre..

The power to come in power is with NEW YOU and only NEW YOU....

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

IT Bubble

This is nothing to cheer about, but just to show how the problem of any hierarchical system affects the people at the bottom of the chain.

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In IT industries"

Friday, October 24, 2008

MNS Should be Banned?

I had to write about this.

For new comers..I have studied till 12th in Maharashtra...And never in my life had i come across a single Marathi Manoos going blah blah about "you North Indian...".
People in Maharashtra are the most harmony loving people...evidently seen in the acceptance of their festivals like Ganesh Chaturthi celebrated by all sects in Maharashtra...

Yes, i say regionalism should be preached, if the intention is to protect domestic cultural values, but not at the cost of National interest...

Would Maharashtra or any other state would be able to survive if it was not part of India as a state.
If SIMI is being banned for various activities which are hampering nations integrity and unity then why not BAN MNS?
There should be petitions filed by IPS, IAS officers to ban such groups all over INDIA..
Who Is Mr. Raj Thackrey? A petty politician, using slangs and cheap language to address people..
A great leader is also build on great character? I guess you loose heavily on that..

To tell you Mr thackrey "tumhi je shabd vaparta te marathi mansala shobha det nahi".
He is nothing but evidently the "rajniti" is india is so disgusting, that instead empoweing law to kill this rat it has used this pathetic pile of disgusted bin and crowned the owner as the local king.

Mr Raj, you can try to woo the marathi people for votes, but that will help you only to get votes in rural maharashtra. But i am sure an educated Maharastrian would know that your path will finally lead to a destructive Era for all sects in MUMBAI....

You shout so much anti North Indian Slogan, ask your respected wife to clean up her wardrobe of Punjabi suits and bring a lot of local marathi dress...Yeah Charity begins at home..The North Indian lawyer you have hired, fire him and get a marathi lawyer that would be an evident move of anti North Indian slogan you ram down your throat for jobs? Ever thought these circumstances can lead to destitution of marathi people outside maharashtra....I hope that day does not come..for that would be a true end of India as a secular nation...