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Sunday, January 19, 2014

तस्वीर दगा नहीं देती है !

आज गुफ्तगू  की शाम ढली ,कुछ उम्मीद हवा होती है !
लफ्जों के उलझ जाने से ,कुछ पहेलियाँ सुलझ होनी है !

मेरे तेरे सवालों से , तेरा मेरा कुछ तय होंना  है !
कुछ खटास होनी है, कुछ तीखा तैयार होना है !

तेरे हाँ-ना-ठीक है जवाबों से , नमकीन दाल ही रोज़ होती है !
तेरे दो लफ़्ज़ों से बहुत ज्यादा , तेरी तस्वीर  से बात होती है !

मेरे पूछे सवालों  के, बिनकहे  अधूरे जवाब देती है!
तेरी नखरीली अदाए खूब सही, तेरी तस्वीर जवाब देती है !

इंतज़ार करते जवाबों के हम , तू चैन से जाकर सोती है !
वफ़ा की उम्मीद करे न क्यूँ , तेरी तस्वीर दगा नहीं देती है 

कुछ बात कहें तो क्या कहें !

कुछ जज़्बात उठें  तो कैसे उठें ,
कुछ रिश्ता रखें तो क्या कहें !
कुछ बात  कहें तो  कैसे कहें ,
कुछ  बात कहें तो क्या कहें !

कुछ तिल तिल  बेसब्री  बेसब्र उठें ,
कुछ तिल  तिल हताशा हताश उठें !
हर लम्हें मजबूरी मजबूर  उठें ,
पर कुछ  बात कहें तो क्या कहें !

यह विरह  नहीं , फिर क्यूँ विरहन  लगे ,
ना यह प्रेम व्यव्हार  सा मिलाप लगे !
दूर दूर से लगे की हम पास रहें ,

पर कुछ  बात कहें तो क्या कहें !

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Before Ringing the Bell !!

After a vain try of Hyderabadi Dum Biryani, i was researching on the history of biryani over internet.  The zest for marking down my  research compelled me to blog it all down. Opened my gmail account to log on to my blog site.The mail at the top of the list was marked "Ring The Bell for IndiChange!" by Indiblogger.
And i was like,  what a coincidence i was here to write on my blog and there is a contest calling me. It probably was a sign. As i sit down writing this post with a wretched heart i realize now what it meant.

I thought let me write something on this. But before i or any other like minded individual writing on solutions, does even know the root cause of problem? So I closed down all Dum biryani research and typed in "Why men rape women in India?". Being a NCR resident i think its the first atrocity that comes to my mind.
To my surprise there were lots of articles by psychologists in USA and none came from India. The most prominent were the articles about American Soldiers raping their female colleagues.
One such article was http://inthesetimes.com/article/3848/. And i read more such disturbing articles and did some more research.

All in all following was the central theme of various analysis, statistics and welfare programmes:

1. Misogyny : The word means 'hatred for women', being one of the main reasons for an individual to commit crime against women. This can develop among men whose performances is belittled as a women; "Ladki hai Kya", "ladkiyon ke tarah bhagta hai"; these are just extremely mild examples. Unacceptance of competitive and smart females hurting in male egos is another reason.

2. Damaged Male Psychology :  Some experts pointed that history of child abuse could be one of the reasons for the current behavior of a rapist. A person with difficult childhood vents its suppressed anger in form of sexual offence.Did some research and an article posted in 2007 shows that 69% of indian children are abused and >72% of boys are abused. http://skeptic.skepticgeek.com/2007/05/04/indian-child-abuse-statistics-what-can-we-do/
No wonder when they grow up even as a responsible citizen, the damaged psychology instigates the repressed feelings of domination, revenge by sexual assault .
Children witness to domestic violence are also prone to manifestation of abuses in adolescence.

3. Culture:  We as indians hold our culture with high regards. We are like ostritches with heads inside sand that such inhumanities are not possible in our culture. Sorry boss, these cruel criminals are part of your culture breeding under your breaths. The male domination mentality fuels more complications. Stereotyping females as housewives was good once, but not now. Independent women are free from social and economic fears hence need not submit to inept male ego.  We need to realize that the culture and society also has to evolve.If society constitutionalizes a right, it becomes universally acceptable abolishing any social stigma.  The long term solution to this problem starts from blending rationalization in our rigid culture.

4. Weak and Ignorent law: Filing an FIR or incident reporting is a nightmare in India. Even after "Nirbhaya" case we have seen a rising incidents of rape, insensitive remarks by police, politicians. The women help line nos are a show piece. When the law itself is making a joke of this serious issues how can you expect criminals to take the law seriously. The fight against this battle has to start from here.Either the law helds itself up or the victims will upheld the law. Either way a justified law has to prevail!!


Well these are just the root causes of the problem. I will write another post on some practical solutions.


Monday, February 27, 2012

एक कॉफ़ी की ही तो बात थी


पीले दिए हुए गुलाबों की , किस्मत का रास्ता दिखने की बात थी,
एक कॉफ़ी के सहारे, उनमें सुर्ख लाली लाने की कहाँ बात थी !

सिर्फ नज़रें मिलाने की, दो बईमान इरादों की बात थी ,
एक कॉफ़ी ही तो थी,दबे तूफानों को जगाने की कहाँ बात थी!

मेरे देखे हुए ख्वाबों को, कहाँ पूरा करने की बात थी,
तेरे ही दिए हुए वादे में, साथ साथ एक कॉफ़ी की ही तो बात थी!

कुछ उधार बाकी है तेरा, चुकता करने की बात थी,
अस्सल अभी भी कॉफ़ी है, ब्याज चुकाने की कहाँ बात थी!

दिल्लगी और भी की है तूने , इस दिल लगाने वाले में कुछ तो बात थी,
इंतज़ार में आज भी है तेरे, वादे में एक कॉफ़ी की ही तो बात थी!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

तेरे एक दीदार का मौसम बनें हैं



वोह आमोद भरी आँखें ,पर तस्सली के बेजान खंजर चाक करे हैं.

वोह पहली मुलाकात की बस यादें, मेरा नमकीन मरहम बने हैं ..
आमोद= Entertainment,Amusement


इस ज़माने को नहीं पता ,क्या मुझे हर मौसम खुशगवार रखे हैं .
मुरझाया पतझड़ तेरे बिना ,पर तेरे एक दीदार का मौसम बनें हैं ..

तुझे बाँहों में कोई सिमटे ,खैरियत की पनाह दे सके है.
क्या उन्माद की हंसी , वोह तेरा अनुरागी भी बेवजह बनें है ..
अनुरागी = dedicated,

मुलाकात भी हासिल नहीं ,कुछ उसकी वफ़ा भी तकाजा बने है.
पर तेरे ज़ालिम अलविदा का एक हक, हम भी एक अरसे से यहाँ बनें है ...

बईमान दुनिया से हार हताश , अगर मिलने की इच्छा कभी जगे है.
गली के महखाने में ढूँढना मुझे , हर उमीदगार के लब पर तेरा नाम बनें हैं ..  

ठगा हुआ  मायूस तुझे , अगर कोई मेरी शक्ल मदद के लिए  दिखे है.  
बताना  रिहाई का यह फकीर, निराशियों  में प्यार का ढोंगी प्रचारक बनें है..

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

एक और देवदास तेरे इलज़ाम आना होगा

जिनको हमने होश ओ हवाश में अपना मुक्कम्मल खुदा बनाया,
वोह देखो तमाशे में मेरी मोहब्बत की नीलामी लगाये बैठे हैं!

अधूरे से अफ़साने में बेवफा की तोहमत भी नहीं दे सकता ...
मासूमियत के पीछे अदाओं से, वफाई शब्द वोह पाऊँ तले रोंदे बैठे हैं!

कसम तोड़ी क्यूँ तूने ,क्यूँ मृगनयनी के आगे जज़्बात झुकने दिए ,
जानकार भी , फितरत से वोह, उम्र भर मोहब्बत बदनाम किये बैठे हैं !

ख्वाबों का मंज़र वोह तुमने, हकीक़त में क्या खूब करीब महसूस कराया था ...
बेखबर हम,ख्वाब्गार और भी वोह कमसिन, प्रेम मायाजाल में फंसाए बैठे हैं !

एक देवदास और कारी बदनाम गलियों का तेरे इलज़ाम आना होगा ..
क्यूंकि, मेरे लहू के सूर्ख गुलाबों में, वोह सुहागरात सजाये बैठे हैं !

Friday, August 19, 2011

छलावे की टीस

छट गयी है बदली आज, एक धुप उमड़ उमड़ आई है..

फिर वही आगाज़ है,फिर वही तम्मानाएं अचेत होश में आई है!

हसरत को उसने एक दिल्लगी बनायीं , छलावा हसीन वही पुराना है..

उफ़ का राही बनाकर आज़माइश करते रहिये , क़यामत तक बस यही एक दीवाना है!

खून तेरे हाथों इतने की ,अब नए पुराने सारे माफ़ हैं...

आशिकों के ढेर को, इस ज़माने को कंधे पर उठाना होगा!

एक मेरा भी क़त्ल कर दो, कफ़न यह जज्बात मांगते हैं ....

करम कर दो इतना,तेरे छलावे की टीस में रोज़ मरना अब गवारा न होगा !

Are Your friends Mislead about Anna?Impressed by Media for the Same? Then ask them to Read This......

This is just my attempt to clarify things for people who easily get misguided by articles wthout proof.

If you are against Anna then read on. I am not asking you to support but dont get mislead by articles like these.

Kindly read the article below first:

http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India-Circus/entry/why-anna-hazare-should-not-win-this-battle

I'll summarise the article first:

The article is given such a huge provocative title and then just fizzed out to a single point that Mr. Anna Hazare wants to be in Power.There are no other relevent arguments supporting or justifying the title given to the article.Also the references in the article made are implicit reasons for this huge movement.Please bear for length of this attempt.

My take:

The article quotes"auto rickshaw drivers, and constables, if Haryana Police Sangathan support for Jan Lokpal's bill is any indication, and low paid government officials and assorted elements—have no idea that they are very much part of the corruption. They believe it is a disease outside them, primarily endemic to the government and its institutions, when they are active players in the drama"

Do you think they are wrong?

If the government cannot regulate the Auto Rickshaw license (mainly controlled by people in power and mafia) what choice these people at the bottom of the food chain have who have to buy licenses and rickshaw at almost twice the price.And mind you i am talking about the region which is capital of the nation.He has to indulge in malpractice because he does not have the POWER to stand up againt the corrupt POWERFUL OFFICIALS holding office.To silence their voice the government imposed a law that they cannot refuse a passenger to provide any service.

The Goverment can feast onto the treasury filled by tax payers, but they cannot increase the salary of the "low paid government officials or police" who have to resort to corruption to not only feed themselves and many times unwillingly get involved to warm up the swiss trenches of the chain of command above them.Did the government tackle inflation,provide subsidies,lowered tax rates for this class of democratic nation so that they do not resort to these practices?

Another quote from the article:

"those whom you elected will not be of as much consequence as those self appointed or government nominated Lokpal committee members"

The Election Commision and all other bodies not under ministry have partially failed to check the malpractices involved in election procedure and completely failed to take any legal action against the elected representatives for their misconduct as prescribed to them by influential POWERful people.

Who will then check them respected Parliament? Do you have an answer?

Amend the consitution, make an autonomous body capable of this. But no you did not for your own profit.It finnaly boiled down to the common man's civil movement to execute their democratic rights to have you do the same.Do you realize now why everyone of you is calledCIVIL SERVANT or PUBLIC SERVANT.And yes it pinches and panicks the government when common man whose silence that you are used to churns into slogans and mass support.

Sadly all these above cannot be proved, but it exists deep in society and i DARE say "primarily endemic to the government and its institutions".Prove us WRONG.All hypothetically but physically existing deep rooted in system.

The movement may get tarnished, but this is what we who elected the government now want. Its a welcome change for the nation marred,bruised with plundering of wealth and the elected POWERful representative warming their asses with a lipstick.

This is not just a potshot to people against movement, i would just like to echo this common sentiment of the people.Try to digest it first as below.

A basic requirement to eradicate this disease of corruption is monitoring and checking of POWERful people who not only resort to these practices but also using the office authority involve people down the chain to indulge in same.

If the people in POWER are checked, things should get normal.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

संवाद उन खिलाफत्गारों का...

चर्चा उठा आज फिर से , तेरे इन मासूम खिलाफत्गारों में ..

तेरे मेरे बीच क्या अफसाना , हवा कहाँ अनजान उल्फत्गारों में ...


उफ़ तो निकल ही जाती है चीर के , तुझे कहे कटु संवादों में ...

एक रिश्ता ऐसा भी दम लेता है ,आधे अधूरे नजराए वादों में ...


खेली उन अनजाने पहचानो ने सियासत , उड़ाई तेरी बेफिक्री नियत की खबरे हवाओं में ...

खबर ना दी हमने भी उन् बेत्व्जूफों को , माँगा था तुम जैसा ही ख्वाबों में ...


पाना ,चाहना ,सोचना ,छूना; जान लिया मैंने नहीं कुछ इन तुच्छ बातों में ...

बेकरारी से जानना चाहता हूँ बस अब तो ,जिन्दा हूँ अब सोच कर यही रातों में ...


मोहताज नहीं हमारी मंजील - ए- मोहब्बत ,किसी ख्वाइश्मन्द की बर्बाद तलाब्गारी में ..

पहुंचेंगे हम भी उस मंज़र पर ,डूब के दरिया - ए - आग की तेरी मेरी स्नेह की यारी में ..


सियासतदर ,दोस्त ,शुभचिंतक खड़े हैं सब , चुटकी भरे मज़े लेने दिलाने में ...

कब तक साथ देंगे यह तेरा मेरा ,क्या मुश्किलें कम है खुद की ज़माने में ...


चर्चा उठा आज फिर से , तेरे इन मासूम खिलाफत्गारों में ..

उफ़ तो निकल ही जाती है चीर के , तुझे कहे कटु संवादों में ...


Thursday, June 16, 2011

Kuch lamhe aise bhi

Majboor:

Aaj bhi takte rahe gali gali,kadmo ki tumhari aahat ko..
Majboori di hai duniya ne chahat chupa ke rakhne ko...

Ikhtiyar rakhna mohabbat ka meri,itna sa hi imtihaan hai..

Tujhse se to guftugu bagair,yeh saawan bhi barasta jaisee angaar hai..



Duniya kya Jaane:

woh chup rahe..duniya ne guman samjha...
woh kehne lage..duniya ne baimaan samjha...
woh bhoolne lage..duniya ne bewafa samjha..
hum intezar mein rahe..duniya ne pagalpan samjha

is tis mein bhi mazaa hai..is duniya ne pyar ko kya khakh samjha..



Kahan Hai woh:

Deedar ko to taraste the,guftagu bhi kahan hai ab hasil...

Intezar mein taraste rahe,kahan chup gaya chand mera katil...

Beloved Inspiration

Looking for opening lines for a poem,

The one which is just for you,

The words of worlds are not a fair justice,

to the vision, the aura i behold of you..


Those glances meeting together, eureka hallelujah forever,

those remembrances u have too,that I sweetheart am so damn sure..

The tryst of destiny was not meant that day,

but two seasons have gone by, a fresh start together today.


smiling face that kills,with hair falling just on left shoulder..

you are so unaware of it,ask me, that look can move even a boulder..

that serene moment of touch u remember?that thy blessed on humble being,

it was enlightenment of wasted life;my inspiration where had you been.


Its hard to believe with your joyous face, that the world to you is so dark rife,

Wish you could see thru my eyes dear,just seeing you, though far away,just brightens up my life.

let me liberate you from the confined feelings, and bestow a passionate kiss eternally pure,

and when u think of darkness;think of the kiss, seductingly to happiness and me u will be lured


you are a river silent above and gushing below,

taking own course,bending and curving through life slow

I am enthusiastic wave,unfathomable;the ocean; roaring above for u. ..

for always The river gives away herself to ocean..I am all willing to give into you..


For now i realize meaning, of so unknown dormant poetic phrases,

they aptly described my emotions,thanks for walking into my life roses;

It dawns to me that rendezvous with inspiration, made them speechless too

so they etched their golden feelings, and me just obliged too.

-Animesh Kumar Sonkar

For a forever new inspiration of life!!!

Afwaon ko anjaam

in udayi gayi afwaon ko, ab to haan ya naa mein anjaam dena hoga

kya hua gar barbaad ya badnaam hua, is rishte ko mitana ya naam to dena hoga.


ikrar nahi mujhse agar, to yeh ab mujhe batana hoga,

hadd pahunch gayi inteha ki, ab to tumhe bhi samne aana hoga.


khayalon mein tumhare gum rehta din bhar, is duniya mein mujhe laut kar aana hoga,

kya tumhein bhi pyar hai mujhse? is jawab ke aane tak dharti par paon tikana hoga.


saare kadam utha chuka ab tak,ab tumhein ek kadam to uthana hoga,

kasab tumhari na bologi khud aakar ,mujhe maun vrat nibhana hoga.


zor nahi de raha main, is uljhe hue dil ko samadhan dena hoga,

in udayi gayi afwaon ko, ab to haan ya naa mein anjaam dena hoga.


duniya ka ishq par vishwas rahe, unki khatir ek farz to nibha dena hoga

kya hua gar barbaad ya badnaam hua, is rishte ko mitana ya naam to dena hoga.

khair khushamati tumhari aayi hai.

kya waqt main aage badhkar maine paaya hai....

mud ke dekhta hoon to bulate mujhe phir woh zammana hai...

seekhaya seekha accha bura, woh doston ke saath hi kya din tha accha...

yaad karta rehta hoon unhein aaj, jab jawani mein kadam rakha tha sang sang yeh baccha...


aaj ghis ghis kar waqt kata daftar mein..kal wahi phir din aana hai...

ek waqt woh tha....humne nahi doston ke saath waqt ne ghis jaana hai..

saath dene waala aur mile..par unhein humein tha ek dooje ko bhool jaana..

peene baithte hain sabke saath..par yaad rehta tumhare saath woh khali paimana..


woh dum ke kash seekhaye the tumne mujhe, woh madira mein jhoomna sikhya...

kahan chale is bheed ke sang hum tum, woh din laut ke kabhi na wapas aaya...

raat ki gaapon mein maaze lete dete woh raat bhi thak kar so jaati ...

kisi roz milo dobara doston... reh reh kar yaad tumhari bahut aati...


woh patte khelne ke liye,pariksha mein dhoke se mujhe bulana...

woh notes, kitabein ek dooje ke liye, phadne se na hitchkichana...

woh intezar ek dooje ke liye, canteen ya khane ke liye jaana...

woh mandir ke baad, munna ki chai peekar haste hue laut ke aana...


woh proxiyan tumhaare liye, chot lage hue is mote ko uthana...

woh janamdin ke tohfo bagair, bumps raat bhar dena dilana..

woh maal road par jaakar, apni waali ko dossron ki bahon mein paana...

khus te tab bhi hum, tab gum tha hum mein se kisne jaana...


woh seniors ke ek jhalak ke liye, saath dekar hausla badhana...

woh juniors ko niharne, library jaane ka accha tha bahana....

rocket,bauna,mota, dodo,pandey,bantia se naam se chilla kar bulana..

bhandu,mama,potter,dfuck ke pyar takrar ke kisson se unki class lagana..


woh exam ki raaton mein ek mushkil chapter ek dooje ko padhana..

woh C ki pehli lab ke baad, khandha de kar dhukhi man behlana...

woh kaalrav mein hissa lekar..shuruat se jeet tak ki khushi manana...

woh sunday ko biryani, ya maagi aur beer thapa ke yahan khana..


aaj is mod par aakar kya main aisa paya tumhare bin...

kya jaata hai tera malik...lauta de mujhe woh din...

yeh paise yeh naukri yeh ohda , yahan hum phir se aa sakte hain..

in kamino ke saath..kalyug mein hum draupadi bhi la sakte hain...


kahan chale gaye tum sab..waqt ne aisi kya bediyan daali hain...

kitna samay chala gaya..ek chitthi bhi tumhari na aayi hain..

kuch majbooriyan hain tumhari humari..kisi ki biwi bhi zindagi mein aayi hai..

ek sookon ka to haq hai mujhe aaj bhi... ki khair khushamati tumhari aayi hai..

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tujhe Gavaya paate hain...

rubaru bhi nahi ho paye hain hum...tasvir ke sahare baithe hain..

shikan bhi nahi tumhare chehre par...humse chuppi saadhe baithe hain...


saath dekar chor diya tanha humein... saathiyon se ab khafa baithe hain..

jaam bhare chore diye saki bagair .....botal se aashiqui lagaye baithe hain...


Apni muskarahat pe peeche... tere jaane ka gum chupaye baithe hain...

takhdiron ko mukkammal karne waale se..aaj hum bhi ranjish lagaye baithe hain..


Charcha uthta hai duniya mein to..hum sun kar bhi ansuna kar dete hain.....

kahabr le sun duniya se tumhari..khush hain ki aap khair mein rehte hain..


Hosh aata hai duniya mein jab bhi.. hum tumhein gavaya paate hain...

tamanna se tumse nazdikyan badhane...hum mehkhane nikal jaate hain......


adhoori chuuti si kahani bikhri hui...hum tumse poora karna chahte hai...

tumhare saath bina yeh bache hue panne...pata nahi kis siyahi se bharna chahte hain..

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Shayari Inspired from some real Women i met/saw

Dil to tumhara bhi dhadka hoga..unke narm paon ki aahton par....
ek aaaah to bhari hogi tumne bhi... unki lachakti bedardi chalon par...
hum kar baithe bayan dil ki tamanna.. tum khamosh nigahon se uff karte rahe...
khushgar hai ek addhore afsane ke bahane hi sahi.. log unke hamare kisse yaad aaj bhi karte rahe..


Abhi aashqie ka aalam chaya bhi na tha..phir bhi duniya ne kiya badnaam...
tasveer ke sahare hain zinda..deedar dene ka koi bheje unhein paigam..


Pyar to ek bukhar hai..reh reh kar umad leta hai...
koi shayar deewana kehta hai ...koi mumbai mein angdaiyan leta hai

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Indirapuram Restaurants Yellow Page

Always kept loosing the phamplets for the various restaurants in Indirapuram...
here is a list for myself and you all...enjoy.. Shame in such highly used medium for marketing (internet) these numbers are not available in online directories..

Chef Joint

(Winsdor Street)

0120-4561467

9910062303

Sunset Grill

(Winsdor Street)

9899498451

9899498454

Urban Punjab

(Winsdor Street)

0120-429-4445

0120-429-6445

Chawla's Chic-Inn

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6580252/253

9311177500

9873677500

Shaamiyana- Ziaka Dilli Ka

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6561755

9278980422

9990611981

Chingari Grill

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6421077

9911686671

9911686674

Vinayak Restaurant

(Winsdor Street)

0120-4113686

Tundey Kababi

(Winsdor Street)

9717874171

9650064090

Sagar Ratna

(Gaur Gravity Market)

0120-4333110

0120-4157316

Rasoi Restaurant

(Windsor Street)


9910025215





Thursday, June 25, 2009

Carnation Not worthy of Citizenship

It was high time i got my car serviced.... Poor thing had not been for servicing past 8-9 months in which there was a trip from Delhi - Agra - Auriya and back..
Finally to my relief a new car service centre CarNation opened up near my office with a pick and drop facility...
To make sure they had a good workshop i went a day before to their service place in Noida sector -63 I guess...The office was good and the workshop behind that looked neat..
There were not many cars considering it was sunday..i asked them to pick my car monday morning and deliver it same day.I gave my name, number etc and took off..
Monday they did not contact..tues i contacted them to pick up..they couldn't, saying they did not have their driver free..
Finally they sent a guy to pick my car on wednesday..Cool i thought..Gave details of things to be done..
1. Normal servicing with engine oil change (forgot to get coolant checked)
2. engine tuning (my car was roaring like mad dog) etc..
In after noon they called up several times, that some engine casket had rotten, vipers not good some rings near engine need to be changes , i agreed to all that asking the price..
Then another call came saying that the headlight are not working and they need to change bulb..That started annoying me and started my suspicion about their level of honesty..Because my headlights were perfectly all right day before..and they were suggesting me to change all bulbs.. I reluctantly said yes thinking okay that will improve the dimness of headlights..
Finally i got my car delivered..The engine sound was same as before servicing..I had my doubts whether did any of engine tuning..
Then i found my autolock was not working..3 doors would not open up...i was really frustrated ..then when i went home gave the car to my brother and as he ws going i saw left tail light was not working..
I could just give a wild guess what the fucking thing they did to my car's electrical cabling..
Even a small garage has good mechanics who love to get the car going.. You need not tell them, coolant,engine oil and engine tuning needs a look..they do it even if u forget..
They make sure the car runs smoothly..
But these carnation people i dont think they have employed good mechanis who love cars and who have proper training or knowledge or maybe experience in dealing with a good car service..Their nation lacks the zeal for its citizens..they are here just to do step by step things from manual, not trying to do anything beyond that..they want to charge you for every extra thing..get parts changed unnecessarily..in short THEY SUCK AS A NATION FOR CARS..Do think twice before handing them you beloved...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

EmPowering the Opposition

Yeah, finally to the relief to the democratic citizens of india, a stable govt is about to be in place. Yes and that too without much support from outside of the UPA. Thanks to the people who voted...Kudos to them (minus the mumbai people, dont you ever ask for a responsible govt)..

You guys Rock!!!

But ever wondered what will happen with this huge monolithic win...yes sir it may lead to unilateral thinking....thats where the opposition party comes in...Though i am a huge adverser of UPA but having too much faith is not my kind of belief.. they may not always be right..
Thats where the NDA comes in the picture..They had a great blow but thats another story..
This story is about from ashes to phoenix..
The NDA should delve and immerse itself in people and national development activities..It should start a revolutionary concept for the opposition.. here are a few pointers..
1. Start a people feedback system about govt policy, instead of going blindly and opposing every policy of centre at least try to gauge the view of aam admi. This will help them prevent their red face unlike the LEFT on N-Deal.
2. Support the govt towards national betterment.
3. remove advani and pro extremist..Time to build party support beyond hindus. Look out for some fresh talents and young guns.
4. Review the quaterly reviews the to be PM has announced on various projects and ensure that those reviews happen. If the govt is not able to answer you answer the public on the progress..but no politics here please..
5. Well the govt seems to be too busy for this.. But a national ticketing system for grievances by people where the opposition takes these issues to the centre for resolution will improve the party image drastically.. If this is is taken up by UPA, then the NDA is doomed for another 2 decades....

6. It time to do good for the people, by the people and of the people...

Sitting in opposition this year will give you ample of time to do revolutionary reforms as a opposition (because the UPA this year i expect is not going to allow any interference from opposition or allies). Its time to move beyond communalism, foreigner/aged implication on opposition, no agenda for reforms,ram mandir, loyalty to old advani.
Its time for all round development, inducting youth, inducting new ideas, stick to basics of people welfare, no more hindu vs muslim, supporting the good reforms from UPA, opposing only the bad reforms of UPA.
Why do you want to do public reforms only when you are in power. This year do what no opposition has ever done... File/propose a bill for things that were there on your election manifesto..Get your manifesto promises done even if you are in opposition..Welfare done to the people of india will always be visible even if implemented by centre..

The power to come in power is with NEW YOU and only NEW YOU....

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

IT Bubble

This is nothing to cheer about, but just to show how the problem of any hierarchical system affects the people at the bottom of the chain.

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In IT industries"

Friday, October 24, 2008

MNS Should be Banned?

I had to write about this.

For new comers..I have studied till 12th in Maharashtra...And never in my life had i come across a single Marathi Manoos going blah blah about "you North Indian...".
People in Maharashtra are the most harmony loving people...evidently seen in the acceptance of their festivals like Ganesh Chaturthi celebrated by all sects in Maharashtra...

Yes, i say regionalism should be preached, if the intention is to protect domestic cultural values, but not at the cost of National interest...

Would Maharashtra or any other state would be able to survive if it was not part of India as a state.
If SIMI is being banned for various activities which are hampering nations integrity and unity then why not BAN MNS?
There should be petitions filed by IPS, IAS officers to ban such groups all over INDIA..
Who Is Mr. Raj Thackrey? A petty politician, using slangs and cheap language to address people..
A great leader is also build on great character? I guess you loose heavily on that..

To tell you Mr thackrey "tumhi je shabd vaparta te marathi mansala shobha det nahi".
He is nothing but evidently the "rajniti" is india is so disgusting, that instead empoweing law to kill this rat it has used this pathetic pile of disgusted bin and crowned the owner as the local king.

Mr Raj, you can try to woo the marathi people for votes, but that will help you only to get votes in rural maharashtra. But i am sure an educated Maharastrian would know that your path will finally lead to a destructive Era for all sects in MUMBAI....

You shout so much anti North Indian Slogan, ask your respected wife to clean up her wardrobe of Punjabi suits and bring a lot of local marathi dress...Yeah Charity begins at home..The North Indian lawyer you have hired, fire him and get a marathi lawyer that would be an evident move of anti North Indian slogan you ram down your throat for jobs? Ever thought these circumstances can lead to destitution of marathi people outside maharashtra....I hope that day does not come..for that would be a true end of India as a secular nation...